Q & A with Chris Slater

If you were stranded on a lonely beach, what are 5 things you would want to survive?

Either Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends OR Gilligan’s Island cast members. Mary Ann because she can cook, Ginger for obvious reasons, Gilligan for comic relief and the Skipper because surely it won’t take long to fix that boat. I would also take Tattoo from Fantasy Island because if the Skipper doesn’t fix the boat, that little guy always seems to be able to spot the plane!

If the whole world were listening, what would you say?

Umm, due to FCC Regulations, we’re not allowed to pass that along…

Where did you grow up?

Central Kentucky’s largest pothole….Frankfort

What song best describes you when you first wake up in the morning?

Could be several….but as far as a song title that describes me when I wake up, I got to go with George Straits “ I hate everything.” (Can’t go wrong with “the king”)

If you could make any fictional character come to life, which would it be?

An honest politician.

What do you think is the greatest invention in your lifetime and why?

The internet. Thanks Al Gore!